Shame Is Plastic: 6 Gaming Peripherals of Dubious Quality (Uncut)

by Dracophile
“I honestly forgot how poorly the Mega CD handled video compression; it’s like I’m staring at an over-compressed GIF image of a shirtless Wahlberg rapping about Sunkist. I have a giant TV now, something I only dreamt of in the nineties, and good lord does this thing look atrocious on my television. It looks like someone added bacon bits to a lentil soup and dumped it on top of a Powerpoint presentation.”

5 Things Kinect Can’t Do (That Project Natal Said It Could)

by Dracophile
“We just saw a kid transmute his skateboard into a video game object and now a year later we’re in some kind of fucking circus act? And when they finally unveil Kinect all we get to see is a white guy dancing like a white guy and a young Asian girl giving a handjob to a tiger? What the fuck went wrong?!”

The 6 Worst Xbox Achievements Ever

by Dracophile
“Otis calls you when he sees any survivor and he generally doesn’t seem to tell you whether they’re a psychopathic boss or a stranded shopper. You have to answer every call, not just the ones where he says ‘so I saw a lady getting double teamed in the women’s restroom in the East Wing you should go check it out’.”

I HATE Selling On Craigslist

by Dracophile
“weel beings how you sir couldnt trust me for 25.00 and i just bought 2 mini REAL horses.and a goat. and a 1999 chrysler mini van yesterday even.wih no money down Keep your xbox 360 non working junk.i pass”