Edmund K. Lo: The Greatest Actor You’ve Never Heard Of

by Roastmaster
“Lo is not my favorite actor because of his Oscar-deserving (and invisible) role in High School Musical 2; Lo is my favorite actor because of his ongoing role in the pseudo-documentary Edmund K. Lo: I Am a Real Actor You Guys, Seriously.”

20 MORE of the Best Tweets from @Horse_ebooks

by Roastmaster
“Reading @Horse_ebooks’ tweets is like reading spam email subject lines that were translated from English to Japanese and back and written by a retarded kid.”

The 20 Best Tweets from @Horse_ebooks

by Roastmaster
“Horse_ebooks, a bot whose products I’m fairly certain revolve around electronic publications of an equestrian nature, is a scripted account of Russian origin whose “filler” tweets may actually be the thoughts of a mad man presented in real time.”

Roastmaster vs. iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY Part Deux

by Roastmaster
“After wading through all of this nonsense online I have come to this conclusion: Twitter fucking deserved it, and they deserve to have it happen again.”

Roastmaster vs. iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY

by Roastmaster
“I’m not sure if these people are just oblivious or completely retarded…”