Excerpts From The Sharperer Image

by Dracophile
“Airport security isn’t the worst thing about flying, in fact walking past a row of apathetic and self-hating people of various heights and weights is almost like walking through a carnival house of mirrors in a sense. The worst thing about flying? Fucking SkyMall.”

Harriet Carter Grab Bag #1

by Dracophile
“Some of the items in this catalog will be beyond human comprehension and made for uses you and I would never even think of.”

Ionic Breeze of Doom

by Dracophile
“It makes the air smell like ass and moldy wet cardboard boxes.”