Tetanus Warning

by TWX
“What I am about to tell you is 100% true, only the facts have been modified. Our city is currently experiencing and epidemic known as Tetanus.”

In Case of Emergency

by Dracophile
“If there is an attack, depending on who you are you need to do one of two things. If you are a white guy with blue hair, blow a whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell.”