REVIEW: Sushi-Go-Round (DS)

by Dracophile
“This game is the steamiest turd you can imagine covered in rice and rolled in seaweed paper. I’m not even going to justify its existence with an elaboration of that opinion.”

7 Wacky Things People Sent Me Via MSN

by Dracophile
“It doesn’t matter what it is, the Internet — specifically the furry fandom — will find it, drawn porn of it, and then put it in a diaper and make it do a heel click.”

REVIEW: Thexder (NES)

by Dracophile
“…in space I really don’t think you’re going to be encountering spinning boxes and diamonds with cages around them. If you’ve seen the movie Lawnmower Man you’d know shit like that doesn’t work.”

REVIEW: Mystery of Triangle (NES)

by Dracophile
“I know the game is in Japanese. A lot of the ROMs I downloaded are in Japanese. I can’t read it, but when your controller only has two buttons it can’t be that hard to figure it out.”

The Crimson Room Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
“The chat soon turned sour when future forum administrator chiZ grew tired of actually playing the game and instead made some edited screengrabs.”