CopOut Teaches People About Tracy Morgan, Dead Memes, et al.

by Dracophile
“Perhaps if the group of people discovering new memes weren’t already mind-obliteratingly shallow and socially retarded to begin with their virgin exploration of the Intertubes would be forgivable and cute, but no, when you’re surrounded by people like this all day as they skate to class and jam out to Sublime non-stop you tend to wish the worst for them.”

What Your Fursona REALLY Says About You

by Roastmaster
“For some furries their interests are mundane and they’re only in it to draw a few pictures and make some friends and I commend them for that, even if you have to stoop as low as to draw porn of Street Sharks at least you’re making an effort to make friends.”

7 Wacky Things People Sent Me Via MSN

by Dracophile
“It doesn’t matter what it is, the Internet — specifically the furry fandom — will find it, drawn porn of it, and then put it in a diaper and make it do a heel click.”

The 00’s: Worst. Decade. Ever.

by Dracophile
“2010 is important because it means that quite literally the worst decade in the history of decades, the aptly named “Double Zeroes” (because it fails twice as hard), is over.”

Roastmaster vs. iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY Part Deux

by Roastmaster
“After wading through all of this nonsense online I have come to this conclusion: Twitter fucking deserved it, and they deserve to have it happen again.”

Roastmaster vs. iRANiAN.CYBER.ARMY

by Roastmaster
“I’m not sure if these people are just oblivious or completely retarded…”

James Cameron’s Avatar is NOT a Furry Movie

by Dracophile
“I have no doctorate in Furry; if you want to put it into some kind of silly and drawn-out educational joke let’s just say that I took a couple of classes for a few weeks and dropped out because I didn’t like the classwork.”

5 Absolutely Retarded Ebay Daily Deals

by Dracophile
“I understand that the kid posing for the picture is doing his best to look like Superman but his costume is making him look like somebody who put his windbreaker on backwards and tucked it in.”

What My “Your Life Playlist” Says About My Life

by Dracophile
“By this point you’re probably assuming that all I own are Toad the Wet Sprocket albums.”

Furries Are Weird. Furries Are Scary.

by Dracophile
“Furries have this underground ‘symbol’ some of them wear to communicate to others that they like doing unmentionable things in mascot costumes.”