Deep Thoughts with Steel Pinata

by Steel Pinata
“I think that the best person to represent humanity would be George W Bush. He is smart because he is already in the fourth grade.”

But What if I Had Sex with My Dog?

by Dracophile
“After attending the speech I can safely say nothing is funnier than seeing a stock image of the “Parts of the Penis” spin into place.”

Sir, There’s a Penis in My Fence

by Dracophile
“My high school is obsessed with football. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. I never show up at the pep rallies. I hate preppies.”

Treasure Hunting

by Dracophile
“Nothing beats good ol’ locker hunting at school!”