Deep Thoughts with Steel Pinata

by Steel Pinata
“I think that the best person to represent humanity would be George W Bush. He is smart because he is already in the fourth grade.”

In Case of Emergency

by Dracophile
“If there is an attack, depending on who you are you need to do one of two things. If you are a white guy with blue hair, blow a whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell.”