The 12 Worst Search Terms Used To Find

by Dracophile
“Google gives me more information than I can be bothered to learn how to interpret so I really only pay attention to the search terms; there are some people out there looking for some seriously fucked up things and for inexplicable reasons they are finding in their results.”

The 29 Most Distressing Stills from Space Jam

by Komodo88
“Between shoddy CGI applied to Space Jam’s physical actors and “transition frames” where characters demonstrate exaggerated anatomy I can’t decide which is worse, so I won’t. Instead I’ll just share with you my favorite awkward, terrifying, or downright bizarre stills and call it a day.”

The 6 Furriest Shirts from The Mountain

by Komodo88
“When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Also, the abyss is actually a fox.”

5 Completely Appropriate Christmas Gifts for Furries

by Dracophile
“Furries can be notoriously hard to shop for. After all, what exactly are you supposed to get someone whose hobbies include masturbating to The Secret of Nimh and dressing up like a fox?”

The 6 Most Fucked Up Chris-chan Drawings

by Dracophile
“Thankfully he had the common courtesy to censor his artwork but that didn’t serve to hide much because we all know how good CWC is at censoring things. He also felt the need to tell us the girl in the middle is ‘half and half’, a slightly more racist way of saying she’s mulatto.”

128 Ways To Ensure You Will Never Get Laid

by Dracophile
“I cannot speak fully on behalf of dating websites and dating services because as much as I should probably be using them I don’t so I don’t know if there’s a checkbox or a field for ‘Has a photo album of his/her cat and desperately wants to show it to you’.”

What Your Fursona REALLY Says About You

by Roastmaster
“For some furries their interests are mundane and they’re only in it to draw a few pictures and make some friends and I commend them for that, even if you have to stoop as low as to draw porn of Street Sharks at least you’re making an effort to make friends.”

7 Wacky Things People Sent Me Via MSN

by Dracophile
“It doesn’t matter what it is, the Internet — specifically the furry fandom — will find it, drawn porn of it, and then put it in a diaper and make it do a heel click.”

James Cameron’s Avatar is NOT a Furry Movie

by Dracophile
“I have no doctorate in Furry; if you want to put it into some kind of silly and drawn-out educational joke let’s just say that I took a couple of classes for a few weeks and dropped out because I didn’t like the classwork.”

Furries Are Weird. Furries Are Scary.

by Dracophile
“Furries have this underground ‘symbol’ some of them wear to communicate to others that they like doing unmentionable things in mascot costumes.”