6 Awesome (and Extinct) Things from Public School

by Dracophile
“If your idea of ‘healthy’ is feeding money into a machine so you can stuff your face with ten bags of hot fries and make an edible Fleshlight out of chocolate donuts then that is your problem my friend, and I shouldn’t have to pay for your coronary nightmare.”

Right Front Suspension

by Dracophile
“Instructors came in two flavors: a cool black guy that would buy you a 44oz soda at the gas station and a large white woman that would buy herself donuts. Obviously, you wanted to ride with the black guy whenever you could…”

REVIEW: NES “Grab Bag”

by Dracophile
“Damian Yerrick”s hellspawn called Who’s Cuter is essentially like an annoying mall secretary who asks you to take a survey when you’d rather take her life.”