I HATE Selling On Craigslist

by Dracophile
“weel beings how you sir couldnt trust me for 25.00 and i just bought 2 mini REAL horses.and a goat. and a 1999 chrysler mini van yesterday even.wih no money down Keep your xbox 360 non working junk.i pass”

128 Ways To Ensure You Will Never Get Laid

by Dracophile
“I cannot speak fully on behalf of dating websites and dating services because as much as I should probably be using them I don’t so I don’t know if there’s a checkbox or a field for ‘Has a photo album of his/her cat and desperately wants to show it to you’.”