The 7 Most Retarded “Collectible” Coins Ever

by Dracophile
“My favorite part of this commercial isn’t the fact that they discovered 9 + 11 equals 20, but that it apparently took them seven years to figure this out.”

5 Hilariously Awful Counterfeit Lego Cars

by Dracophile and FpS ref1ex
“Donut came with a bag of parts, a couple of ‘POLICE’ stickers, and some instructions whose first two steps were ‘put the wheels on, then flip the thing over, because I guess you need two steps for that.”

5 Absolutely Retarded Ebay Daily Deals

by Dracophile
“I understand that the kid posing for the picture is doing his best to look like Superman but his costume is making him look like somebody who put his windbreaker on backwards and tucked it in.”

Counterfeit Spyro the Dragon Posters

by Dracophile
“At that very moment in time I realized that this whole transaction was going to be some kind of trainwreck of bad and when those posters arrived it would be beneficial to my well-being to just mark that thing “RETURN TO SENDER” and get my money back.”

China is Out to Kill You

by Dracophile
“I decided to do the world a favor and personally investigate these off-brand knock offs and imitations to find out the real dangers they pose to humans and animals alike.”

REVIEW: Contra Function 100-in-1 (NES)

by Dracophile
“These guys have got to have some kind of supreme intellect because who puts 16 Contras on one cart, and has only two that work?”