The 6 Most Worthless University Classes I Took

by Dracophile
“Foreign language teachers are, in my experience, some of the best instructors you’ll ever have. They have such colorful personalities and they’re always energetic like they perpetually just snorted a line of coke, and I think it might be because every time you say something to them they mentally hear it twice, in two different languages, at the exact same time.”

128 Ways To Ensure You Will Never Get Laid

by Dracophile
“I cannot speak fully on behalf of dating websites and dating services because as much as I should probably be using them I don’t so I don’t know if there’s a checkbox or a field for ‘Has a photo album of his/her cat and desperately wants to show it to you’.”

Nickellennium Retrospective: Dracophile’s Book of the Future

by Dracophile
“I bought a copy of this book secondhand and one of two things was going to happen, either it was going to be filled out by someone already and I could make fun of his (or her) thoughts on the future or it would be blank and I could scribble in some witty banter on my own time. Turns out both are true!”

Hump for the Lord!

by Dracophile
“Anyways, I was reading through the pages. Not really reading, more like flipping through them to get a breeze on me, when I came across a chapter that had vocabulary words for sex on one page and on the very next page were words about religion.”