The Magnetic Jingoist Ribbon Collection
FishofDoom from RFSHQ partner site Advanced Robot Combat came across a nice link to a “Make Your Own Car Ribbon” type of thing. He instantly began slapping one liners and funny sayings on the ribbons and the fad drifted to RFSHQ, where our forum users bumrushed the script to make ribbons over and over again. Here’s the bastardized brainchildren of our community.
chiZ has abnormally high insurance premiums.
4chan is among the major hobbies of chiZ.
No, really. chiZ is a /b/tard.
chiZ clicks every banner ad, just in case.
DevilsElbow is too patriotic for geography.
FpS ref1ex announces each and every bowel movement to the world.
kraZy enjoys [SPORTS BALL].
Metal Tails can only see in shades of Pepsi.
MrFuzzy has a stark aversion to lawnmowers.
Pediatric Gynecologist is just genuinely offensive.
Dracophile is too Web 2.0 for you.
lol i dunno, Dracophile.
Dracophile watches NASCAR for the drama.
Shadow_Skull_Dragons doesn’t, however, believe in spellcheck.
TWX is confused easily.
TWX was Happy Gilmore in a previous life.
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