The 12 Worst Search Terms Used To Find TwilightFoundry.com

by Dracophile
“Google gives me more information than I can be bothered to learn how to interpret so I really only pay attention to the search terms; there are some people out there looking for some seriously fucked up things and for inexplicable reasons they are finding TwilightFoundry.com in their results.”

5 Completely Appropriate Christmas Gifts for Furries

by Dracophile
“Furries can be notoriously hard to shop for. After all, what exactly are you supposed to get someone whose hobbies include masturbating to The Secret of Nimh and dressing up like a fox?”

I HATE Selling On Craigslist

by Dracophile
“weel beings how you sir couldnt trust me for 25.00 and i just bought 2 mini REAL horses.and a goat. and a 1999 chrysler mini van yesterday even.wih no money down Keep your xbox 360 non working junk.i pass”

128 Ways To Ensure You Will Never Get Laid

by Dracophile
“I cannot speak fully on behalf of dating websites and dating services because as much as I should probably be using them I don’t so I don’t know if there’s a checkbox or a field for ‘Has a photo album of his/her cat and desperately wants to show it to you’.”

6 Stupefyingly Bad Album Covers

by Dracophile
“For a band who is clearly trying to sell something based on shock value they could at least make sure they spelled “bestiality” correctly before emblazoning their fucking album cover with it.”

The It Came From UpUrs Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
A collection of random images uploaded to the UpUrs hosting service.

The My Little Pony Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
A collection of bastardized “make your own pony” creations.

The Vegan Propaganda Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
A collection of modified PeTA paraphernalia promoting things other than veganism.

But What if I Had Sex with My Dog?

by Dracophile
“After attending the speech I can safely say nothing is funnier than seeing a stock image of the “Parts of the Penis” spin into place.”

REVIEW: Castle of Dragon (NES)

by Dracophile
“Among the guys who will be violating you are skeletons, zombies, skeletons, skeletons… skeletons… and some skeletons. Waaaay too much variety for my tastes.”