The McDonald’s BattleBots Toys: Reviewed & Deconstructed

by Dracophile
“There is nothing about Mac Attack that I like. I get that it’s supposed to be a joke robot and it’s not to be taken seriously because it is literally a hamburger with saw blades and I accept that, what I’m more upset about is McDonald’s sticking their dick into a franchise’s toy line when they have no business acting as such.”

BattleBots “MiniBots” Toy Collection/Review

by Dracophile
“I feel that they’ve never been given proper attention since there were admittedly bigger and better toys out there by Hasbro and Jakks Pacific that actually did things and featured moving parts and all that so this line was overshadowed and forgotten. Hopefully I can do the MiniBots justice by showcasing some of my favorites from my own personal collection.”

The 5 Most WTF McDonald’s Toys Ever

by Dracophile
“I picked up a copy of a McDonald’s collectors book dirt cheap since a price guide from 15 years ago is completely worthless and have set out to find as much stuff to make fun of as I possibly can. Surely there’s at least 4 or 5 articles worth of content here, but in the meantime here’s the five most WTF McDonald’s Happy Meal toys ever.”

China is Out to Kill You

by Dracophile
“I decided to do the world a favor and personally investigate these off-brand knock offs and imitations to find out the real dangers they pose to humans and animals alike.”