REVIEW: Super ASCII Bros. (NES)

by Dracophile
“I don’t know why anyone would be sick enough to take a game already great and wonderful and make it into some kind of two color crap pile.”

REVIEW: Contra Function 100-in-1 (NES)

by Dracophile
“These guys have got to have some kind of supreme intellect because who puts 16 Contras on one cart, and has only two that work?”