REVIEW: Waddles – The Fangame of the Summer! (PC)

by kraZy
“This was supposed to be a game review but that would require a game instead of a ten minute long Powerpoint presentation.”

The Harry Potter Jelly Bean Challenge

by Dracophile
“Nope, this doesn’t taste enough like throw-up; add more of those rotten egg and bacon jelly beans into it.”

REVIEW: Thexder (NES)

by Dracophile
“…in space I really don’t think you’re going to be encountering spinning boxes and diamonds with cages around them. If you’ve seen the movie Lawnmower Man you’d know shit like that doesn’t work.”

REVIEW: Demon Sword (NES)

by Dracophile
“Demon Sword is a game that puts all of those really cool (and I use that term very loosely) moves that you see on stupid animes such as Inuyasha into one.”

REVIEW: Nude Barbie (NES)

by Dracophile
“This game set any women’s movements back about 50 years. Barbie’s figure in this game is similar to staring at a spin art machine until you throw up. It’s that bad. The colors clash with everything, she has no fucking arms, it’s just, sad to say the least.”

REVIEW: Super Bros. 10 Kung Fu Mari (NES)

by Dracophile
“There’s a short opening sequence of him doing something at a waterfall, and then running to this old guy, and then running into certain doom which is the rest of the game.”

REVIEW: Super Chinese (NES)

by Dracophile
“How hard can it be to make easy controls for a system that only has 2 buttons on the controller? Pretty fucking hard it seems.”

REVIEW: NES “Grab Bag”

by Dracophile
“Damian Yerrick”s hellspawn called Who’s Cuter is essentially like an annoying mall secretary who asks you to take a survey when you’d rather take her life.”

REVIEW: Eliminator Boat Duel (NES)

by Dracophile
“Let’s get something straight first. See that green alligator? I like him. Now that we have covered what I like about this game, let’s discuss the games bad points.”