The 8 Worst Pokemon Generation 1 Sprites

by Dracophile
“Fuck everything about Rattata.”

Shame Is Plastic: 6 Gaming Peripherals of Dubious Quality (Uncut)

by Dracophile
“I honestly forgot how poorly the Mega CD handled video compression; it’s like I’m staring at an over-compressed GIF image of a shirtless Wahlberg rapping about Sunkist. I have a giant TV now, something I only dreamt of in the nineties, and good lord does this thing look atrocious on my television. It looks like someone added bacon bits to a lentil soup and dumped it on top of a Powerpoint presentation.”

The 7 Freakiest Pokemon Generation 1 Glitches

by Dracophile
“Check Bulbasaur’s moveset. Every attack will be Explosion. Can you guess the hex value of this move? I’m sure you can by now; it’s like a bad Jim Carrey movie.”

The 6 Most Fucked Up Chris-chan Drawings

by Dracophile
“Thankfully he had the common courtesy to censor his artwork but that didn’t serve to hide much because we all know how good CWC is at censoring things. He also felt the need to tell us the girl in the middle is ‘half and half’, a slightly more racist way of saying she’s mulatto.”

All’s Quiet At Sunrise Mall

by Dracophile
“I’ll do my best to present this tour of a living-dead mall in a humorous light though it’s kind of hard to do so when you’re explaining how grand a place where you spent your childhood used to be.”

“PokeGod” MissingNo. Laid Off By Nintendo

by Dracophile
“Legendary Pokemon Red and Blue cast member MissingNo was officially relieved of his duties by developer Game Freak with the North American release of Pokemon Black and White, officially ending his 15-year streak as a back-end crew member of the games.”

The Problem with Pokemon

by Dracophile
“Pokemon was a “big thing” in the late nineties and as you can imagine these Bible-thumpers were all over this opportunity to tell the world how Satanic and evil Pokemon were because church-going kids were yet again distracted from a boring as hell book.”

A Decade After Pokemon: The First Movie

by Dracophile
“I convinced my parents to let me skip school to wait in line to see the Pokemon movie and to top it all off I arrived at the theater somewhere around nine in the morning just to make sure I was the first in line.”

Great Tasting Gel

by Dracophile
“What if ‘flavor’ is really something icky like ‘smushed up worms and dog poop’ or ‘ground up government documents and that blue shit inside Magic 8 Balls’?”