The Worst BattleBot Design Ever

by Dracophile
“When my extremely robust eMachines PC finally opened the image I was greeted with a desktop sized picture — unfortunately it wasn’t a BattleBot design. What blasted me in the face can only be described as something from the bowels of the Internet itself.”

The Ultimate Tool Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
A collection of fictional universal-purpose tools.

The Koma-Tan Collection

by The RFSHQ Forums
A collection of edited “Koma-Tan” manga comic strips.

REVIEW: Nude Barbie (NES)

by Dracophile
“This game set any women’s movements back about 50 years. Barbie’s figure in this game is similar to staring at a spin art machine until you throw up. It’s that bad. The colors clash with everything, she has no fucking arms, it’s just, sad to say the least.”

AOL 10.0: Now with MORE Anus!

by Dracophile
“America Online put the scientific term for an asshole on their CDs. You’d think anything remotely suggestive they’d remove from their dictionary program.”

Humpy Humpy Dinos

by Dracophile
“I keep walking, we hit dead even and I glance over to see what fell out. It was his drawing notebook. What I saw would haunt me the rest of my life.”

Sir, There’s a Penis in My Fence

by Dracophile
“My high school is obsessed with football. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. I never show up at the pep rallies. I hate preppies.”

Hump for the Lord!

by Dracophile
“Anyways, I was reading through the pages. Not really reading, more like flipping through them to get a breeze on me, when I came across a chapter that had vocabulary words for sex on one page and on the very next page were words about religion.”