The McDonald’s BattleBots Toys: Reviewed & Deconstructed

by Dracophile
“There is nothing about Mac Attack that I like. I get that it’s supposed to be a joke robot and it’s not to be taken seriously because it is literally a hamburger with saw blades and I accept that, what I’m more upset about is McDonald’s sticking their dick into a franchise’s toy line when they have no business acting as such.”

The 5 Most WTF McDonald’s Toys Ever

by Dracophile
“I picked up a copy of a McDonald’s collectors book dirt cheap since a price guide from 15 years ago is completely worthless and have set out to find as much stuff to make fun of as I possibly can. Surely there’s at least 4 or 5 articles worth of content here, but in the meantime here’s the five most WTF McDonald’s Happy Meal toys ever.”