The 12 Worst Search Terms Used To Find TwilightFoundry.com

by Dracophile
“Google gives me more information than I can be bothered to learn how to interpret so I really only pay attention to the search terms; there are some people out there looking for some seriously fucked up things and for inexplicable reasons they are finding TwilightFoundry.com in their results.”

Right Front Suspension

by Dracophile
“Instructors came in two flavors: a cool black guy that would buy you a 44oz soda at the gas station and a large white woman that would buy herself donuts. Obviously, you wanted to ride with the black guy whenever you could…”