Shame Is Plastic: 6 Gaming Peripherals of Dubious Quality (Uncut)

by Dracophile
“I honestly forgot how poorly the Mega CD handled video compression; it’s like I’m staring at an over-compressed GIF image of a shirtless Wahlberg rapping about Sunkist. I have a giant TV now, something I only dreamt of in the nineties, and good lord does this thing look atrocious on my television. It looks like someone added bacon bits to a lentil soup and dumped it on top of a Powerpoint presentation.”

REVIEW: Sonic Jam (Game.com)

by Dracophile
“Sonic Jam is a vortex of pure blackened shit that sucks the fun out of anything within twenty feet of it.”