The 8 Worst Pokemon Generation 1 Sprites

by Dracophile
“Fuck everything about Rattata.”

Shame Is Plastic: 6 Gaming Peripherals of Dubious Quality (Uncut)

by Dracophile
“I honestly forgot how poorly the Mega CD handled video compression; it’s like I’m staring at an over-compressed GIF image of a shirtless Wahlberg rapping about Sunkist. I have a giant TV now, something I only dreamt of in the nineties, and good lord does this thing look atrocious on my television. It looks like someone added bacon bits to a lentil soup and dumped it on top of a Powerpoint presentation.”

The 7 Freakiest Pokemon Generation 1 Glitches

by Dracophile
“Check Bulbasaur’s moveset. Every attack will be Explosion. Can you guess the hex value of this move? I’m sure you can by now; it’s like a bad Jim Carrey movie.”

REVIEW: Austin Powers: Oh, Behave! (GBC)

by Dracophile
“…what better way to translate [Austin Powers] into a game than to make a Game Boy Color title that is essentially a dumbed down version of Windows 98. I wish I was lying to you, I really, really do.”