“Candy Blox” Candy Lego Review

by Dracophile
“I considered stepping on a Candy Blox to see if they match up to Lego bricks but by that point I realized this stupid gimmick had gone on long enough and I was ready to end this article and then write myself off to a future of eating these candies for the next fourteen years because they take almost literally forever to eat.”

6 Reasons Why Valentine’s Day Sucked This Year

by Dracophile
“Dating as far back as 500 B.C. Sweethearts came in six flavors: Mint, an unspecified yellow fruit, spearmint, Pepto Bismol, orange (the fruit), and purple (the color).”

REVIEW: Jelly Belly “Bean Boozled” Beans

by Dracophile
“Jelly Belly doesn’t have very good luck with their popcorn related flavors which is probably because popcorn was never meant to be a fucking jelly bean.”

REVIEW: Chocolate Mix Skittles

by Dracophile
“Chocolate Mix Skittles went by the wayside for a reason and that reason was because they tasted like the bastard child of Will It Blend and Dirty Jobs.”

The Harry Potter Jelly Bean Challenge

by Dracophile
“Nope, this doesn’t taste enough like throw-up; add more of those rotten egg and bacon jelly beans into it.”