The 12 Worst Search Terms Used To Find TwilightFoundry.com

by Dracophile
“Google gives me more information than I can be bothered to learn how to interpret so I really only pay attention to the search terms; there are some people out there looking for some seriously fucked up things and for inexplicable reasons they are finding TwilightFoundry.com in their results.”

The McDonald’s BattleBots Toys: Reviewed & Deconstructed

by Dracophile
“There is nothing about Mac Attack that I like. I get that it’s supposed to be a joke robot and it’s not to be taken seriously because it is literally a hamburger with saw blades and I accept that, what I’m more upset about is McDonald’s sticking their dick into a franchise’s toy line when they have no business acting as such.”

“Candy Blox” Candy Lego Review

by Dracophile
“I considered stepping on a Candy Blox to see if they match up to Lego bricks but by that point I realized this stupid gimmick had gone on long enough and I was ready to end this article and then write myself off to a future of eating these candies for the next fourteen years because they take almost literally forever to eat.”

Twilight Foundry’s “Best Sonic Site Award – Great Job!”

by Dracophile and Lewis
“I guess in a sense it’s Foundry canon and there’s a story behind it just like every other bogus artifact from our bygone years. Since I am the only remaining member of Twilight Foundry’s original cast I guess the responsibility to tell this story falls upon me, right?”

An Autistic’s Guide to Scary TV Production Logos

by Roastmaster
“I don’t understand the irrational fear behind logos, but if you pointed to this thing and said ‘that, fucking that; I am scared shitless by that fucking mountain flying forward at me while the cut version of the goddamn Psycho strings play’ I would look at you, then at the flying mountain, then finally back at you and explain that I understand exactly where you’re coming from.”

Edmund K. Lo: The Greatest Actor You’ve Never Heard Of

by Roastmaster
“Lo is not my favorite actor because of his Oscar-deserving (and invisible) role in High School Musical 2; Lo is my favorite actor because of his ongoing role in the pseudo-documentary Edmund K. Lo: I Am a Real Actor You Guys, Seriously.”

The 6 Most Fucked Up Chris-chan Drawings

by Dracophile
“Thankfully he had the common courtesy to censor his artwork but that didn’t serve to hide much because we all know how good CWC is at censoring things. He also felt the need to tell us the girl in the middle is ‘half and half’, a slightly more racist way of saying she’s mulatto.”

11 MORE Awesome Items Minecraft Needs

by Dracophile
“In between us doing the initial work for the first article and completing the content for today’s article the indie game developer has produced an official 1.8 release as well as a 1.9 pre-release rife with things like snowmen wearing pumpkins on their heads.”

11 Awesome Items Minecraft Needs

by Dracophile
“In a market saturated with needlessly complex bullshit here’s a game where you can just stack a bunch of blocks together that look like a house and let it get blasted by lightning or filled with lava by online griefers wearing giant dongs as a custom player skin.”

What Your Fursona REALLY Says About You

by Roastmaster
“For some furries their interests are mundane and they’re only in it to draw a few pictures and make some friends and I commend them for that, even if you have to stoop as low as to draw porn of Street Sharks at least you’re making an effort to make friends.”