How I Made A Zillion Bucks Spouting Bullshit Online

by Dracophile
“Multi-level marketing does nothing but prey upon your friends because they’re seriously the only market that you can reach out to sell pre-fab trash and if you’re a decent friend you wouldn’t badger your mates with worthless adult toys, skin lotions, and computer “cleaning” programs that probably do nothing but install spyware that turns all of their desktop icons into Tupperware bowls.”

128 Ways To Ensure You Will Never Get Laid

by Dracophile
“I cannot speak fully on behalf of dating websites and dating services because as much as I should probably be using them I don’t so I don’t know if there’s a checkbox or a field for ‘Has a photo album of his/her cat and desperately wants to show it to you’.”