The RFS Quote Generator

[Editor’s Note: “Dracophile” originally went by the name “RFS” while employed by Miniclip. Additionally, this quote generator no longer works so its contents have instead been included with this article.]

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RFS has been an influential personality and an Administrator in the Miniclip.com Club Penguin forums since May 2006.

Throughout the years of his service, RFS has slipped up and fell on his face using his words; whether or not it’s intentional or accidental everyone enjoys sharing and saving his best quotes. This quote generator reads from a database of 100% authentic “RFS-isms” compiled, preserved, and selected by members of the Club Penguin forums. Some quotes are from posts in their entirety while some are quips taken completely out of context for added humor; all of them, however, capture the lively essence of his personality that has literally carried the weight of the community from the day it emerged on the Miniclip website.

This quote generator will present a new random RFS quote from the database every time you view this page or click the “Different Quote” button below. The generator presents quotes formatted for use in your signature on the Club Penguin forums. Quotes with emoticons have their text equivalent included (ie: “:cool:”) and will appear as the proper icon when added into your signature.

Mods/Admins get paid $8,000 per minute.

I’m single and not looking.

Your Tangle was absorbed into my Super Tangle by means of telekinesis. 😎

I am convinced Vital “Mr. Dragonslayer” Viper is out to get me.

Vital didn’t like my dragon anyways. He was choking its neck before we took the picture.

Plus it has a dragon. I’m sold. 😀

He’s seriously right. Don’t ask me for relationship advice. There’s a reason I’m single.

Nah I’m cool with the fact that I have a milk jug instead of a six pack.

I am a manly man.

I was sitting in the back acting like a Price is Right audience member holding up two fingers and shouting out “TWO” when he asked how much to adjust the interest rate. After he won I shouted out “WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN.”

Putting on costumes is fun, it’s better if it covers your face because believe it or not having that kind of anonymity is like a superpower. I would know. I’ve donned a Sonic the Hedgehog costume before. :(

My only explanation for this is that you have mathematical dyslexia and you read “Referrals: 41” as “Age: 14”. My profile states that I’m 19 years old.

Blame the government.

Naw, my reptile plushies all like to snuggle. 😀

Yes Vital Viper showed up at my house, good thing I had my bat.

We are dangerous individuals. Our internets combined will rule the world. RFS: Is an encyclopedia of reptile information. Vital Viper: Knows too much about penguins. Together: Civil war.

Sorry, I only pose for PlayDragon. I’m Mr. September, but don’t tell anyone I said that.

It’s fun to imagine me as some big tough dragon sleeping on a pile of gold and dollar bills, but really I sleep on pennies.

I sincerely appreciate you belittling my financial problems. Remind me never to post anything personal on the forums again.

For those of you who haven’t seen Yo Gabba Gabba, I can only describe it as crazy music mixed in with even crazier lyrics while random kids and people in alien suits dance like they’re on crack. I can’t look away, though.

It’s the silver dragon bling.

You can tell the komodo was all like “man that kid better not be taking a dump in MY bush”.

“WHY DID YOU TURN THIS OFF? (five thousand angry emotes)” and other stuff

Lots of numbers. I hope you like numbers. If you don’t like numbers, then I will try to present this using as many letters as possible.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.

We do not support or condone IRL Club Penguin meetings and parties.

Anacondas look bigger in the movies.

No because that would make us a trio and too much like a bunch of Blue Man Group rejects.

Club Penguin? ____Y ____N” is an actual field on our school’s enrollment form.

I am not known for my good looks.

I believe that’s the first and only thing that’s been said about my pictures that WASN’T “lol ur fat” or “lolz u huggin dat lizaerd”.

Two college students playing with stuffed animals and a camera would be nothing out of the ordinary.

Haha you missed out on the komodo dragon you got ripped off.

I don’t think a forum devoted to letting 13 year olds give each other medical advice is even legal.

Don’t get it in your mouth.

Touch my dragon.

Don’t let this guy near robots he does bad things to them.

I prefer banning people for fun amounts of time.

Ironically I lost a game of Monopoly earlier tonight too. I’m just not good with money these days, not even bright pink fake money.

k dis time i m 4srs plz dun haxor my 4umz PLZ PLZ PLZ :( :( -_-

Alliteration is fun for the whole family. also snakes

You’re fired.

I really DON’T bite, that’s a misnomer and a fun little gimmick that people enjoy playing on the forums. I’m really not an evil hellbent dragon-admin person thing.

Yeah after I type this paper (and after you get home from work) I’ll whip out a six pack of Ego Juice ™ and Dragon Candy Punch.

I do say “yall”, but that’s about it. I don’t ride horses, wear big hats, or have a funny accent.

If you collect all five cool ranks you get banned! 😀

I think you are a huge doo doo head.

SEBASTIAN YOU ARE A DOO DOO HEAD AND I HOPE TOMORROW YOU ARE WALKING IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOU STUB YOUR BABY TOE ON A DOOR FRAME AND BREAK THE TOENAIL OFF SO IT TURNS GREEN AND GETS ALL INFECTED WITH PUS SO EVERY STEP YOU TAKE IS JUST SHEER AGONY LIKE YOU CAN NEVER EVER IMAGINE

YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF US ON OUR INTERNETS AND LEAVE US ALONE BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS YOU ARE HURTING PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE AND CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING OK THIS IS NOT A GAME THIS IS SOMEONE’S LIFE DON’T YOU SEE THAT ok

levon stop looking in muh profile thats creepy :O

I just realized that book has pieces to build your own reptiles. I demand you surrender that book at once.

People with a green name are Admins, orange names are Mods, and blue names are Club Penguin developers. The people with that awkward thin blue text for names are faceless zombies.

Congratulations on your new furry friend. Did you ask him how the last Anthrocon was? :rolleyes:

Sleep is overrated. On the days that I have school I don’t get much sleep, but on any other day I get anywhere from 10 to 14 hours of sleep. 😎

She sells seashells by the seashore. Seven silver swans swam silently over the sea. RFS is the greatest administrator ever.

“I work for RFS and he owns me and this title.” It’s longer than 25 characters but I can force it as your title.

I think Vital should win. Dragons are awesome, dragons in CP would be… double awesome?

you must not be from around here i wub snakes 😀

Quit my job, drop out of school, and party.

awesome this much |———————————————–| this much awsum

he is secretly a snake-o-phile but wont say anything

also yes snakes are ooey gooey icky :sick:

And for the record, I am most certainly NOT going to punch in “hairy snake” on any kind of search engine ever.

he would want a dragon plushie but he wouldnt tell anyone except the mall santa and he would have to whisper it in his ear

School funding? Whoops, looks like all of the reptile zoos just got your No Child Left Behind money!

You’d be a better President than Bush. Hell, I would be a better President than Bush.

There were some other insanely stupid cards too, such as what the three of us described as “Tom Cruise with a fire breathing komodo dragon” and “the most extreme awesome dinosaur picture ever”.

Vital Viper purchased Blades of Steel (NES) and we spent a solid 15 minutes beating up people.

LEAVE SIMPLE PLAN ALONE. THEY ARE PEOPLE THEY HAVE FEELINGS. *cries*

because your idiot neighbor who didn’t pick his things up might end up seeing his lawn chair fly into your living room

I’m not going to crap on anyone’s dreams.

I will say first and foremost that this dragon does not swing that way. :sick:

– derverger