The Magnetic Jingoist Ribbon Collection

FishofDoom from RFSHQ partner site Advanced Robot Combat came across a nice link to a “Make Your Own Car Ribbon” type of thing. He instantly began slapping one liners and funny sayings on the ribbons and the fad drifted to RFSHQ, where our forum users bumrushed the script to make ribbons over and over again. Here’s the bastardized brainchildren of our community.

magneticribbon_chiZ

chiZ has abnormally high insurance premiums.

magneticribbon_chiZ1

4chan is among the major hobbies of chiZ.

magneticribbon_chiZ2

No, really. chiZ is a /b/tard.

magneticribbon_chiZ3

chiZ clicks every banner ad, just in case.

magneticribbon_DevilsElbow

DevilsElbow is too patriotic for geography.

magneticribbon_fpsreflex

FpS ref1ex announces each and every bowel movement to the world.

magneticribbon_Krazy

kraZy enjoys [SPORTS BALL].

magneticribbon_MetalTails

Metal Tails can only see in shades of Pepsi.

magneticribbon_MrFuzzy

MrFuzzy has a stark aversion to lawnmowers.

magneticribbon_PediatricGynecologist

Pediatric Gynecologist is just genuinely offensive.

magneticribbon_RadioFSoftware

Dracophile is too Web 2.0 for you.

magneticribbon_RadioFSoftware1

lol i dunno, Dracophile.

magneticribbon_RadioFSoftware2

Dracophile watches NASCAR for the drama.

magneticribbon_ShadowSkullDragons

Shadow_Skull_Dragons doesn’t, however, believe in spellcheck.

magneticribbon_WardenX

TWX is confused easily.

magneticribbon_WardenX1

TWX was Happy Gilmore in a previous life.

– The RFSHQ Forums