Zimons

Lemons are yellow and sour.

I’ve recently been wondering why are lemons yellow and why do they taste so sour?

And for that matter why are they called lemons?

Why not zimons or super sour little yellow round fruit things?

And sour is such a bitter word, why not say something like “it’s zour and it makes my lips pucker”?

I wonder who thought to use it to make lemonade.

Maybe they were really thirsty and had nothing else to drink so they drank grape juice and said “Hey I should make a drink out of these super sour little yellow round fruit things!”

– Steel Pinata