AOL 10.0: Now with MORE Anus!
I have a big vocabulary. I also have lots of stupid AOL CDs laying around that I throw or use as coasters. However, one day I got one in the mail with one of my last issues of Game Informer (that thing from GameStop) and it was bundled with a fucking AOL CD. How low is that?
Sometimes the little passwords they give to you are pretty stupid or funny in a way. Usually they are only worth a chuckle, however I came across one that prompted actual laugher out of me. It’s circled in the image above. Just the first word, not the second. “Cloaca”. I was 99% sure I knew what that was, and I was thinking “No way, why in the hell would they put that on there?” So, I looked it up, and sure enough, I was right.
For those of you who don’t know, a cloaca is “the common cavity into which the intestinal, genital, and urinary tracts open in vertebrates such as fish, reptiles, birds, and some primitive mammals.” In other words, a fish’s asshole.
America Online put the scientific term for an asshole on their CDs. You’d think anything remotely suggestive they’d remove from their dictionary program. Then again, since this is the Internet, people get off to all sorts of things, so the only word left in the dictionary would be… you know what, for once I am stumped. I can’t find anything that someone wouldn’t consider erotic. Fuck the internet.[i]7J-7658-8429
Free internet you guys. Well, for 1175 hours at least.